I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling

I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling skips the boring gameplay part of your game and takes you straight to what you really care about: Opening lootboxes!
Experience the thrill of never getting the thing you really want while getting duplicate loot of the thing you don't really care about!
Features include:
Complete Loot System! Set of rare, epic, and legendary loot boxes and loot! Usually we just change the tint!
In Depth Crafting! Salvage items you already have for a ridiculously poor ratio compared to how expensive it is to craft them! You'll craft that legendary some day!
Massive Collection System! Collect them All! We'll constantly remind you of the fact that you're collections are incomplete, don't worry, you can solve that with more purchases!
Realistic Currency Manipulation Simulation!